1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,790 I don't care, even if I die. As long as I'm not there when it happens. 2 00:00:36,542 --> 00:00:40,581 The picture is ready. When you want, we check ��net. -Right. 3 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:47,817 Freedom, freedom. Word had burned across the country for almost 400 years. 4 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:52,771 Level ok. With a red light we start filming. 5 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,335 Freedom. 6 00:00:57,462 --> 00:01:01,581 Word had burned through Ireland for almost 400 years. 7 00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:05,376 In 1924 Ireland was won his freedom - 8 00:01:05,501 --> 00:01:10,621 but even then a part Ulster was opposed to independence. 9 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:16,937 So the Irish had to be separated of myself... And there was a limit to be made. 10 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:29,209 Several and a half metric miles north-east of Sligo - 11 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:34,016 split by the rippling stream, body on land, bottoms in water - 12 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:38,577 lep�� microscopic The community of Puckoon. 13 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:44,498 On this cold winter morning, the whole... - Hey, you�! 14 00:02:44,619 --> 00:02:50,012 What? - Stay here! I don't wash even from the first page forward! 15 00:02:50,139 --> 00:02:53,291 Do you realize who you are talking to? - Of course 16 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:56,969 You're the idiot for it is snowing on June 5. 17 00:02:57,099 --> 00:03:00,217 Which is the hottest day of the year. 18 00:03:00,339 --> 00:03:05,573 I decided on a warm room. But I'm adaptable. 19 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:12,134 Jeez! - Is it hot enough? 20 00:03:13,219 --> 00:03:18,134 The village of Puckoon was basking on a hot summer day. 21 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,971 Dr. Goldstein. - Fluctuating heart. 22 00:03:22,099 --> 00:03:23,976 It's that time of year now. 23 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:36,457 When the sun shines breaking through the limestone wall� - 24 00:03:36,578 --> 00:03:41,698 euks with warm butts waving their skirts. 25 00:03:42,698 --> 00:03:48,694 Happy children play with the pump splashing cool water. 26 00:03:49,778 --> 00:03:51,928 Get down, you bullies! 27 00:04:01,698 --> 00:04:06,932 Mr. 0'Toole's Soldering Shop opens early for day drinking. 28 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:12,576 Many die of thirst, but the Irish were born thirsty. 29 00:04:25,857 --> 00:04:31,091 This is Thomas Rafferty, a barn door-sized j�ssik�. 30 00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:35,814 He lives by fishing. That's all, what is there to say about him. 31 00:04:36,097 --> 00:04:40,409 That's Fogerty. Descendant of the garrison. 32 00:04:40,537 --> 00:04:44,212 Released from Shale Island duties of the lighthouse keeper - 33 00:04:44,337 --> 00:04:48,695 when you turned off the light, lest the sailor polos be blinded. 34 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:51,208 The lighthouse was closed, - 35 00:04:51,337 --> 00:04:55,012 and the ships themselves I'm looking for a way to run aground. 36 00:04:55,297 --> 00:04:57,174 My father... 37 00:04:57,377 --> 00:04:58,936 My father... 38 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:02,488 Drowned? - Exactly. My father drowned - 39 00:05:02,617 --> 00:05:06,770 after fighting the ��ress� of the whiskey vat. - And? 40 00:05:06,897 --> 00:05:10,367 And - Yes, and. . ? 41 00:05:10,497 --> 00:05:15,412 Not that he couldn't swim. He tried to drink himself out. 42 00:05:15,976 --> 00:05:19,606 It was alcohol poisoning the coroner's verdict. 43 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,127 "You know what," said the undertaker - 44 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:27,454 "he was so well preserved, that it was okay to bury him." 45 00:05:30,736 --> 00:05:37,051 O'Brien is a big man in these corners. Traded and placed bets. 46 00:05:37,176 --> 00:05:40,134 He has money in the bank, cousin in america - 47 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:44,295 and the girl in a blessed state. Like everyone, he is married. 48 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:47,135 But free after the evening. 49 00:05:48,656 --> 00:05:53,571 How is Sean Doonan? - Makes death. That's for sure. 50 00:05:53,736 --> 00:05:56,728 Dr. Shaun Goldstein is so Jewish - 51 00:05:56,856 --> 00:06:01,089 that even the Hebrews ask.- �Who is that Jew-looking person?� 52 00:06:02,055 --> 00:06:08,370 The fault is in the coronary arteries. It is not a matter of time. 53 00:06:08,975 --> 00:06:12,491 The same sentence has been passed for all of us. 54 00:06:12,615 --> 00:06:15,926 Sometimes it would be better to give the past of the incurables. 55 00:06:16,055 --> 00:06:19,844 No one is incurable, we just don't know the cure. 56 00:06:19,975 --> 00:06:24,253 That which is good for the dying, is sometimes alive to evil. 57 00:06:29,335 --> 00:06:34,569 They are located on the edge of the village the bubbling walls of the turf huts. 58 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,371 It is impossible to live in them - 59 00:06:37,495 --> 00:06:40,567 except thunder and during depression. 60 00:06:40,695 --> 00:06:43,289 Except for one all are empty�. 61 00:06:43,415 --> 00:06:45,611 Our friend Dan Madigan's lodge. 62 00:06:45,815 --> 00:06:48,284 The roof is on fire, he stopped working - 63 00:06:48,415 --> 00:06:50,804 and life began with the security of your pension and pension. 64 00:06:50,935 --> 00:06:53,449 Both completely inadequate. 65 00:06:56,094 --> 00:07:02,170 Was it trying to hypnotize me? Can't be too careful. 66 00:07:05,574 --> 00:07:07,611 I tan my limbs. 67 00:07:11,494 --> 00:07:14,930 Gentlemen�! What are these? 68 00:07:15,054 --> 00:07:17,773 The legs. - Legs? 69 00:07:18,054 --> 00:07:19,613 The legs? 70 00:07:20,254 --> 00:07:22,609 Whose feet? - Yours. 71 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:26,887 My? Did you write these legs? - I wrote. 72 00:07:27,094 --> 00:07:31,964 I didn't like them. Not at all. I would write better legs myself. 73 00:07:32,174 --> 00:07:35,724 Did you write your own feet? - I don't. 74 00:07:35,854 --> 00:07:42,009 So someone else wrote your leg. Which is good for foot writing. 75 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:46,047 It's diabolical to count someone out untrained foot writer - 76 00:07:46,173 --> 00:07:50,644 unsuspecting like me attack a person. 77 00:07:59,053 --> 00:08:04,207 You write great stuff. - Thanks, Dan. 78 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:20,211 He's already squirming on his feet. A suit won't last forever. 79 00:08:21,813 --> 00:08:25,772 I remember when it was new. My day. 80 00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:29,649 He gets good value for money. 81 00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:34,128 Hurry up, son. You are sold. You can't get married naked. 82 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:38,883 Why not? Adam and Eve also went. And they had a good honeymoon. 83 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:43,964 What day. What a suit. And what a couple we were. 84 00:08:44,092 --> 00:08:46,845 My angel was heavenly. 85 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:56,610 And more is known, that lazy bastard too! 86 00:08:56,732 --> 00:09:00,441 Oh my god, now look at my dress. 87 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:04,412 Unless you get a job soon... 88 00:09:04,532 --> 00:09:07,763 You know very well that he doesn't have a job. 89 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:11,522 Is� Rudden is still looking lawnmower. 90 00:09:12,412 --> 00:09:15,086 If you are still here, when i come back... 91 00:09:16,052 --> 00:09:21,365 Jesus! Who the hell was that? - Your dear little wife. 92 00:09:22,131 --> 00:09:23,929 Wife? 93 00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:31,244 I thought it was a man. His size... Would sink a ship. 94 00:09:31,891 --> 00:09:37,887 What kind of writer are you? First my feet, then the moose... 95 00:09:38,451 --> 00:09:41,762 I miss this. I'm leaving. 96 00:09:47,411 --> 00:09:52,804 Is that a map? It seems to be the opposite. 97 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:59,248 If you go in line with the Duke of Ulster with, you are close enough. 98 00:09:59,451 --> 00:10:02,364 It's an old thread of British oppression - 99 00:10:02,491 --> 00:10:07,964 but a good landmark for the lost. - We are not lost. 100 00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:11,607 We make preliminary markings for the new frontier. 101 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:17,487 What new frontier? - Northern Ireland and to the Irish Free State. 102 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:21,644 The border delegation will come on Wednesday to confirm our work. 103 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:27,602 Don't you read the paper, good man? - Only if it takes a long time to shout. 104 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:31,487 And lately it has been quite regular. 105 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:33,563 Now come quickly. 106 00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:37,206 There is something more important to investigate like this village villain. 107 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:41,484 Wrong assumption. When they fire leave, they walk into oblivion. 108 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:45,683 Fuck you, you didn't know that, is their big moment. 109 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,080 The day continued to heat up. Midnight was approaching. 110 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:58,966 The hedgerows teemed with creatures that They died in the humid heat. 111 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:04,081 It was carried from the cool forest bird/I happy chirping. 112 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:11,042 Slowly, Madigan pedaled around. - Oh no! 113 00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:13,763 I said slowly. 114 00:11:15,449 --> 00:11:19,283 I can't, my legs won't stop. My feet! 115 00:11:19,769 --> 00:11:24,002 Careful, these are being calibrated... - Get out from under me, my legs don't work! 116 00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:28,808 Sorry, my leg... -Idiot, look what you did to my device! 117 00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:34,286 It's because of my wife. Makes my legs go round and round. 118 00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:38,448 My feet are afraid of my wife, and it's all your fault! 119 00:11:38,569 --> 00:11:42,278 Madigan always struggled with his legs. 120 00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:46,238 At the time of the World War, he your mind was full of heroic deeds - 121 00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:50,408 but you're starting to get the idea speeding in the other direction. 122 00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:53,967 The artillery major never did totally understood. 123 00:11:58,288 --> 00:12:01,440 Prisoner, two steps forward... Stop! 124 00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:07,718 Gunner Madigan, you are a coward. - It's not true. 125 00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:12,638 I'm a hero on a coward's feet. - Shut up! Why did you leave your place? 126 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:15,567 There were house jams The roof was collapsing. 127 00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:18,760 You act like a coward. - I didn't act. 128 00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:21,528 I could shoot you. - Shooting? 129 00:12:21,648 --> 00:12:24,879 Why didn't you shoot in peacetime? I was a coward even then. 130 00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:28,444 Men like you are at war waste of time. -And he's in peace. 131 00:12:28,568 --> 00:12:31,401 Be quiet when you talk to the officer! 132 00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:34,441 I'm a coward but you can hardly blame me. 133 00:12:34,568 --> 00:12:39,358 You could blame the shape of the nose or hair dye. Or the size of your feet. 134 00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:43,442 Your assessment of cowardice do not belong to this right. 135 00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:48,446 I read to refresh my memory official term definition. 136 00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:53,725 Cowardice: "Defection on enemy contact." 137 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,805 "Escape." - I didn't run away, I retreated. 138 00:12:58,927 --> 00:13:04,047 Your regiment moved forward and you had to run away. 139 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:06,762 One man retreat is an escape - 140 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:11,882 and the desertion of the whole regiment inheritance? - Was there anything else? 141 00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:15,524 I insisted on coming to be condemned by cowards! 142 00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:19,405 There is no doubt... 143 00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:22,087 That must have gone pretty well? 144 00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:28,043 Right, guilty! Take them away. And to shoot. -To be shot? 145 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,727 The phone. - To shoot? 146 00:13:33,326 --> 00:13:35,636 Look over there. I'm going to... 147 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:39,637 What do you think you are doing? - Back! 148 00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:43,725 Peace, as a good general knows, won't last forever. 149 00:13:43,846 --> 00:13:47,396 The only way to stop wars is to start them�. 150 00:13:49,686 --> 00:13:52,519 You thought my flashbacks Madigan? 151 00:13:58,686 --> 00:14:03,396 I think you fell? - Right, luckily the country softened the decline. 152 00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:06,325 It's pretty convenient there. 153 00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:10,156 Herttinen, I scratched the paint off the toe of the boot. 154 00:14:10,286 --> 00:14:14,519 So the rumor was true. You paint your boots. 155 00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:19,123 It is the most economical way. Sometimes I paint brown - 156 00:14:19,246 --> 00:14:21,920 and when I'm satisfied with them, i paint them black. 157 00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:25,003 That's what people think that I have more than one pair. 158 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,719 You would try. - No. 159 00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:33,558 I don't interfere with nature. God made boots black. 160 00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:45,201 What the hell is that music? - You can't see everything with your eyes. 161 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:54,598 This is Father Patrick Rudden. 162 00:14:54,725 --> 00:14:58,195 From shoulder width� you might think it's a rugby player. 163 00:14:58,325 --> 00:15:01,556 A broken nose� strengthens. - Shows how cool it can be. 164 00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:03,517 I have never played that game. 165 00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:08,480 This clock has shown 4.32 already 75 years. 166 00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:11,961 Right twice a day, better than not having a watch. 167 00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:17,397 The age of the church is a mystery, like Mary Brannigan's black child. 168 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:21,554 Monetary. That's the problem. 169 00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:27,524 The congregation is spiritually wealthy, but financially broke. 170 00:15:28,084 --> 00:15:32,681 The Lord will grant, but he also has payments overdue. 171 00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:37,443 I have tried to collect money. Even at the bank. 172 00:15:37,684 --> 00:15:42,520 "Don't be fooled," said the leader, "put the gun away." 173 00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:44,520 Monetary. 174 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,233 Good morning, Michael. Michael... 175 00:15:49,804 --> 00:15:52,000 Good morning, Father. 176 00:15:53,044 --> 00:15:57,800 Hey, Dan Madigan... What got you out of bed? 177 00:15:58,004 --> 00:16:01,076 I feel much better already. - Have you been sick? 178 00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:04,400 I don't, but I can a lot better than before. 179 00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:09,599 It's especially hot here I'll see you in the season, father. -There is. 180 00:16:10,523 --> 00:16:14,801 So hot that conscience burns. - Right, dad. 181 00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:18,154 When was the last time you were at a fair? - I forgot. 182 00:16:18,283 --> 00:16:21,435 It's on my baptismal certificate. 183 00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:32,319 Thank you, Father. A little surprise. 184 00:16:32,563 --> 00:16:37,637 Tell me, Madigan... What is the purpose of your candle? 185 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:42,075 I came to see if the lawn- the position of the cutter is still open. 186 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,433 It appears to be filled. See you. 187 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:48,392 Rest in peace, Father. Now you've got the right place. 188 00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:54,758 In celibacy, one forgets such places. Enough to do. Come along. 189 00:16:56,602 --> 00:17:01,881 Here are the tools. Michael Collins hid them from his enemies himself. 190 00:17:02,202 --> 00:17:06,514 Did it cut the grass? -No, but once when I escaped from the British� - 191 00:17:06,642 --> 00:17:09,714 he lit it on fire. Oh, it's crazy! 192 00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:13,358 Almost burned twenty� a flirtatious couple. 193 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:17,999 You can start there and move towards the middle. 194 00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:36,234 Every year in Puckoon protestant scouts - 195 00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:40,674 marched north into Ulster to the scout jamboree. 196 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:45,353 And every year they try pass Father Rudden. 197 00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:51,914 Run, boys! �lk�� let me Satan's water touches you�! 198 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:56,080 Be gone, Satan! I will banish you from holy Ireland! 199 00:17:56,601 --> 00:18:01,835 I don't think you should do that. We get colds from cold water. 200 00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:12,076 On a rolling hill on Puckoon's website - 201 00:18:12,201 --> 00:18:17,435 was the elegant Brent Lodge, in the spirit of ancient Greece�. 202 00:18:18,561 --> 00:18:23,590 It was built for the Duke of Ulster, who without money and heir� - 203 00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:27,840 bequeathed it to the people of Ulster. For a small fee. 204 00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:33,161 It came from the Protestants by the living. -Nigel! 205 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,638 I found you! - Mrs. Grinns! Don't leave me alone! 206 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,031 Mrs. Grinns, I'm not Nigel! Oh, my heart! 207 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,036 Ma'am, not again. - Nigel, he's mine! 208 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,751 Scout performance: JULIUS CAESAR 209 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:59,356 It is also a secret show for that festive moment - 210 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,518 which transforms Puckoon and for Ireland. 211 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,517 BORDER DELEGATION MEETING 212 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,869 Those who lean over the table and staring at the big map - 213 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,959 are members of the border delegation. The six most valuable representatives - 214 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,313 From Britain, Ireland of the Free State and Ulster. 215 00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:27,989 I'll see them in a week/s his nerves had been frayed - 216 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:31,908 I did not consider your reference and weak bladders with strong ones. 217 00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:35,436 Chairman of East Grinstead, Sir John Meredith - 218 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:37,869 to put the committee again for extension. 219 00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:44,155 Sir John bows to Eileen Els, For the dull �id of the Irish Free State. 220 00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:49,515 This one, too, but stares against the lords of Ulster. 221 00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:52,916 Nigel Ferguson and Alex Walker - 222 00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:57,875 who stares disdainfully at Paddy Haggerty, also from the Free State. 223 00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:02,755 Member of the border delegation it is our solemn duty to… 224 00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:15,955 Sorry about that. 225 00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:20,673 Jeez! 226 00:20:25,038 --> 00:20:27,678 I couldn't drink and I wouldn't go back. 227 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:54,714 He put the chewing equipment in the top secret. Will you give me that pen? 228 00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:14,193 Like I said, it's festive our duty - 229 00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:20,347 set a new limit of North Ulster and... 230 00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:27,154 Among other things. -Waste of time. Before long�� all are in the republic. 231 00:21:27,277 --> 00:21:30,747 Not at all! We will not give up! God is on our side. 232 00:21:30,877 --> 00:21:37,635 Gentlemen... We have aunts. Puckoon's fate is sealed. 233 00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:43,028 Will the north come to Pucko or south of the border? 234 00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:46,946 North? Not at all! Pucko will always be Catholic. 235 00:21:47,077 --> 00:21:52,072 Fake! Puckoon is always for the king and faithful to Protestantism! 236 00:21:52,196 --> 00:21:55,871 Even the rulers! Protestant bastards! 237 00:22:03,596 --> 00:22:05,587 Sorry! 238 00:22:08,476 --> 00:22:11,514 I came to get Julius Caesar's costumes. 239 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:16,315 Sorry... 240 00:22:20,316 --> 00:22:24,594 Gentlemen, may I suggest something? 241 00:22:24,836 --> 00:22:30,991 You can, but I remind you, that the pub is about to close. 242 00:22:32,516 --> 00:22:35,030 Oh my god! With pleasure. 243 00:22:35,196 --> 00:22:41,590 Show the bridge. that I don't need to divide this small area. 244 00:22:42,115 --> 00:22:47,144 So may I suggest that we pull together I drew the line with a red pencil - 245 00:22:47,275 --> 00:22:52,509 which follows nicely and calmly those lines - 246 00:22:52,635 --> 00:22:57,027 which we map has hardly drawn? 247 00:22:57,235 --> 00:23:00,432 Great idea. Really good. 248 00:23:00,595 --> 00:23:03,235 A week/s after the dispute - 249 00:23:03,355 --> 00:23:08,191 the border delegation is cents pass the final border division. 250 00:23:08,395 --> 00:23:12,389 But with a red pen strays off course - 251 00:23:12,515 --> 00:23:16,429 and falls to the north, dividing southern third of Northern Ireland - 252 00:23:16,555 --> 00:23:20,435 and the village of Puckoon is finally divided. 253 00:23:23,395 --> 00:23:26,865 We won! God, the Pope and Saint Jude was on our side! 254 00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:31,228 Satan and the Pope! I demand a remake! We will not give up! -Not at all! 255 00:23:31,354 --> 00:23:34,824 I propose a toast to a good result. for Ulster. 256 00:23:34,954 --> 00:23:38,743 Well, we lost a lot of it! - Sir... 257 00:23:38,874 --> 00:23:45,587 If the border had ended at the Atlantic including other Ulster counties- 258 00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:49,988 40 per year for Catholics at an increasing rate - 259 00:23:50,114 --> 00:23:53,186 they would have the majority here. 260 00:23:54,714 --> 00:24:02,189 We can continue to be British� and to get everything we need. 261 00:24:02,754 --> 00:24:07,225 Champagne! - For Ulster. 262 00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:28,592 Evening everyone. It's been a lovely day, hasn't it? 263 00:24:31,913 --> 00:24:35,952 I was wounded twice. Once for own weapons. 264 00:24:36,073 --> 00:24:39,623 Black, leather brown and the police were looking for the rebels. 265 00:24:39,753 --> 00:24:43,109 We heard them together. Finally they came to us - 266 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:46,988 broke the furniture and shot at the ceiling. 267 00:24:47,193 --> 00:24:50,549 I was in the attic and I got hit in the leg. 268 00:24:50,673 --> 00:24:54,143 It became necrotic, so they flooded Goldstein inside - 269 00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:57,948 and he took it off. It was a pain. 270 00:24:58,193 --> 00:25:02,664 You should have seen the bill. But I got through it�. -Oh. 271 00:25:02,873 --> 00:25:07,947 How so? I'll tell you a story of Irish heroism - 272 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:11,429 and you just say "oh." 273 00:25:11,952 --> 00:25:14,307 H�ivy, that idiot too. 274 00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:18,592 I'll play with you. - You're not kidding. 275 00:25:18,712 --> 00:25:21,067 I won last time. - I know very well. 276 00:25:21,192 --> 00:25:26,631 I haven't recovered from it. Goodbye you have proof of stupidity�. 277 00:25:28,872 --> 00:25:30,192 Not bad at all. 278 00:25:31,592 --> 00:25:36,382 Miss Madigan, Maudie? - I don't know. It is always in the first place. 279 00:25:36,512 --> 00:25:39,903 Mr. O'Toole. Got married 20 years ago - 280 00:25:40,032 --> 00:25:45,630 and woke up still white with sweat. After the war came out of the soldering iron - 281 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:51,145 and ran into a woman. It was dark� and he was drunk. And a girl with a smile. 282 00:25:51,272 --> 00:25:55,869 He woke up the next morning with a girl beside. Ran away screaming. 283 00:25:55,992 --> 00:25:59,269 The girl's purse under her arm. - I didn't make it. 284 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:04,705 More than seven weeks later two-meter red-haired giant - 285 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:09,587 came to my door holding his tail from the hand. 286 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:16,380 The moose lifted me into the air and said to prepare for marriage or death. 287 00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:23,790 I started to resist, when the moose� began to strike with terrible knuckles. 288 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:30,061 I only remember the birdsong and when that cried: 289 00:26:30,471 --> 00:26:35,386 "Remember the honeymoon, hit above the belt." 290 00:26:35,671 --> 00:26:40,268 Teeth spitting I was dragged to the altar - 291 00:26:40,751 --> 00:26:46,064 and when finally the priest asked: "Do you want this woman...?" 292 00:26:47,151 --> 00:26:52,351 Recruited from Cork the ventriloquist said, "I will." 293 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:07,063 I have an announcement which should be read in public. 294 00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:12,549 For all of Ireland for residents of a free state. 295 00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:18,307 The border delegation has received push successfully to the end - 296 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:24,949 and the Customs and Excise Board members will soon come to Puckoon - 297 00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:31,021 and draw a line between us and them among the northern bastards. 298 00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:36,063 Hostility against them is punishable. 299 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:41,947 The punishment is a shilling to death. Pretty serious stuff. 300 00:27:42,589 --> 00:27:46,344 Where's Madigan? Best to take them with you. 301 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:54,547 The devil here�? - Can you believe it? Lightning struck. 302 00:27:54,669 --> 00:27:58,742 Are you OK? - My bike's rubber tires saved me. 303 00:27:58,869 --> 00:28:03,579 It hit a tree root, bounced to my feet and went up to my head. 304 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,540 Now look at my hat! 305 00:28:07,109 --> 00:28:10,739 Shouldn't have taken that job. I knew the job would kill me. 306 00:28:10,949 --> 00:28:12,348 God's blessing to all. 307 00:28:19,549 --> 00:28:23,588 Omen! Before H�nelt�! 308 00:28:27,309 --> 00:28:29,698 Where to, sir? - Not to what. 309 00:28:29,829 --> 00:28:32,947 Then you have come. Good night. 310 00:28:35,068 --> 00:28:40,222 I'm waiting for the train that was coming at 4 p.m. It's 7 p.m. now. 311 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:47,061 Do you know what that means? - 4 o'clock? 19 o'clock? I don't. 312 00:28:47,388 --> 00:28:52,337 My watch only goes to 12. - It's three hours later! 313 00:28:52,468 --> 00:28:55,745 My team was coming from Belfast. 314 00:28:57,228 --> 00:29:00,937 Can't call them? - There is no phone here. 315 00:29:01,068 --> 00:29:03,423 There is a mailbox. 316 00:29:03,668 --> 00:29:09,664 Is the train always this late? - I have never taken time myself. 317 00:29:09,788 --> 00:29:13,782 As long as it goes forward and backward, then we are satisfied. 318 00:29:18,948 --> 00:29:22,464 You are an idiot. - No, it's true. 319 00:29:26,747 --> 00:29:31,184 Who the hell idiot giant what about this basket? - Me�. 320 00:29:32,787 --> 00:29:36,178 Go ahead. Damn women! 321 00:29:43,267 --> 00:29:47,261 Hop on, Sergeant. I want to leave this station soon. 322 00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:49,538 Get off the train! 323 00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:52,745 Get in line, hurry up! 324 00:29:53,587 --> 00:29:58,457 Pucko. The border runs here, is that clear? 325 00:30:05,307 --> 00:30:07,662 In the back, can I ask? 326 00:30:09,147 --> 00:30:13,027 Bridie, look what's been done to the yard. - I had to shout. 327 00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:15,615 Is this over? No... 328 00:30:16,146 --> 00:30:20,140 Father, Son and in the name of the Holy Spirit... 329 00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:22,223 I'll take part... 330 00:30:24,986 --> 00:30:26,545 Father... 331 00:30:29,986 --> 00:30:33,820 Can I help? - Chaplain... Colonel Stokes. 332 00:30:33,946 --> 00:30:36,904 how can i help mr stokes? 333 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:42,339 We came... to build the new customs building. 334 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:46,782 And... to raise the border fences. 335 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:50,826 I don't know if I can be of any help. I have a bad back. 336 00:30:50,946 --> 00:30:57,181 They should be there. There. - Customs building? In the church yard? 337 00:30:57,306 --> 00:31:00,901 It's true. I received the official letter in the morning. 338 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:06,054 I had to write to the cardinal to Dublin. - There is no time for that. 339 00:31:06,185 --> 00:31:08,540 I can see that. 340 00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:14,454 Nice man. Always lends a helping hand. 341 00:31:14,585 --> 00:31:18,340 It took a long time before I left I'll take mine. -Good morning. 342 00:31:18,465 --> 00:31:20,661 Someone rose from the dead. - Hands up. 343 00:31:20,785 --> 00:31:25,382 �lk�� shot. Dan Madigan's t�ss�. - Keep that man. 344 00:31:25,665 --> 00:31:31,183 All right, it's Dan Madigan. - What the hell is he hiding? 345 00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:35,858 What the hell were you hiding? - I was sleeping. 346 00:31:36,065 --> 00:31:38,978 They say he was sleeping. - Yes, I understand. 347 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:42,860 Tell me it's lucky I don't shot his head to slush. 348 00:31:43,345 --> 00:31:46,861 Madigan, you're lucky not to shot your head to slush. 349 00:31:46,985 --> 00:31:50,660 We are trained to kill with one shot. Idiot... 350 00:32:01,384 --> 00:32:04,024 That's how it should be. Thank you. 351 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:27,303 He was a fine man, madam! A great day for her! 352 00:32:27,704 --> 00:32:30,822 Please accept my condolences! - Why is he shouting? 353 00:32:30,944 --> 00:32:35,780 You must be proud of him. - The finest dead man ever�. 354 00:32:35,904 --> 00:32:38,180 I'll take it, ma'am. - Thank you. 355 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:44,061 I'm sorry to see him go. - Likewise. Owed me a pound. 356 00:32:44,303 --> 00:32:46,499 I'll take it, ma'am. 357 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:50,300 Sorry to disturb you. 358 00:32:55,783 --> 00:32:58,343 In the words of Dr. Goldstein.- 359 00:32:58,463 --> 00:33:03,094 "Life is a crushing disease, which only death can cure.� 360 00:33:03,463 --> 00:33:07,013 Sean Doonan is dead. Men's parka. 361 00:33:07,143 --> 00:33:12,582 However, he was 98 years old. - Mrs. Doonan did not cry at the news. 362 00:33:12,703 --> 00:33:19,336 She was only with Sean for the money. - But Sean got the last word. 363 00:33:19,983 --> 00:33:22,736 He left everything to himself. 364 00:34:07,582 --> 00:34:11,052 There has never been a night like this after writing the contract. 365 00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:24,259 You said my legs are developing. - They are developing. 366 00:34:24,381 --> 00:34:27,976 Why do they still show up? from barrel races? - There is a transition phase. 367 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:32,015 I don't want dislocated feet. What is this damn movie about? 368 00:34:32,141 --> 00:34:35,771 Now it's scene 23 and people just poking around. 369 00:34:36,021 --> 00:34:40,140 Where does it all end? You just make this up all the time. 370 00:34:40,261 --> 00:34:43,094 Tell me! Give me a sign! 371 00:34:44,461 --> 00:34:46,498 King! Is that a sign? 372 00:35:04,741 --> 00:35:10,817 Eve of Sean Doonan's funeral creeps under Is� Rudden. 373 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,016 What� in the name of Jesus this is happening? 374 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:22,455 Good morning. Just a couple of formalities. Would you read that? 375 00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:28,259 Do you have customs? - You must be joking. 376 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:32,459 I'm not kidding. I'm just doing my duty. 377 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:36,096 Well? - I don't have any really nothing to do. 378 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,336 In that case, may I ask - 379 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:40,770 what do you have there? 380 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:46,011 There is a 98-year-old Sean Doonan's body. 381 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:48,290 Stop it. 382 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:55,532 So you're going to bury an Irishman On British soil? -Right. 383 00:35:56,860 --> 00:36:00,137 And I suppose I'm dead staying on this side is... 384 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:04,492 ...permanent��? - Unless you miraculously find out. 385 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:09,858 In that case, he needs to Irish passport with visa stamp - 386 00:36:09,979 --> 00:36:13,131 which is renewed annually during his stay. 387 00:36:13,259 --> 00:36:16,695 I'll do it strong objections. 388 00:36:16,819 --> 00:36:19,413 You have the right to it. Colonel... 389 00:36:19,539 --> 00:36:23,294 Priest... Sins are sins. 390 00:36:26,299 --> 00:36:27,937 Please shoot me... 391 00:36:33,899 --> 00:36:38,655 Take them back to church The funeral has been postponed. 392 00:36:46,619 --> 00:36:47,939 Thank you, Corporal. 393 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:03,975 Is he drunk? - The leg just hurts. 394 00:37:06,378 --> 00:37:12,294 Why does his hair hang down? - The leg hurts up to the neck. 395 00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:19,214 So what do you want? - He needs a passport photo. 396 00:37:24,538 --> 00:37:26,370 You know. please. 397 00:37:33,378 --> 00:37:35,654 Put them in the chair. 398 00:37:42,977 --> 00:37:45,810 Going on a trip? - Yes. 399 00:37:46,457 --> 00:37:48,289 Where? 400 00:37:48,857 --> 00:37:52,407 We're not sure. There are a couple of options. 401 00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:58,207 It should be just like that. He is an old man. 402 00:37:58,417 --> 00:38:00,215 And smile! 403 00:38:02,377 --> 00:38:05,529 That's it. Please come back after half an hour. 404 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:15,175 Sean Doonan is being carried out of the church with his new passport - 405 00:38:15,297 --> 00:38:19,086 and put to rest to British soil. 406 00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:21,174 For a Protestant country. 407 00:38:22,097 --> 00:38:25,010 Good morning, Michael. - Morning, Michael. 408 00:38:26,777 --> 00:38:31,533 Shamus Ford and Lenny Braddock, two friendly men - 409 00:38:31,656 --> 00:38:35,490 you knew better times, but they had not experienced them. 410 00:38:35,616 --> 00:38:40,133 They have to admit that the days of the revolution are over. 411 00:38:40,496 --> 00:38:44,285 The second is longer, which is common among the Irish. 412 00:38:53,536 --> 00:38:56,255 A shilling and twopence�. 413 00:38:56,456 --> 00:38:58,333 A pint for the man. 414 00:38:59,656 --> 00:39:04,332 What is that crowd doing? - It's about a new frontier. 415 00:39:04,496 --> 00:39:08,251 The bar is in the Irish Free State - 416 00:39:08,376 --> 00:39:11,926 but that angle is now in Northern Ireland - 417 00:39:12,056 --> 00:39:15,447 where are the drinks? 30 percent cheaper. 418 00:39:15,576 --> 00:39:20,332 My pub is damn empty except for the thorn spikes! 419 00:39:20,975 --> 00:39:24,605 Something needs to be done about this border. Or what? 420 00:39:24,935 --> 00:39:26,653 Right. 421 00:39:34,255 --> 00:39:36,212 God bless you, Mr. Haggerty. 422 00:39:38,775 --> 00:39:41,733 I have good news. 423 00:39:41,855 --> 00:39:46,975 This new customs station in Puckoon is a blessing. -How so? 424 00:39:47,215 --> 00:39:51,209 In order to bury the corpses, they have to be taken through customs. 425 00:39:51,335 --> 00:39:55,408 It's a gift, you know? - I don't understand. 426 00:39:56,015 --> 00:40:00,885 We have to take the wires across the border. -If you say so. 427 00:40:01,015 --> 00:40:05,646 If there is no coffin, those pesky bags. -True. 428 00:40:05,855 --> 00:40:08,973 If you get the chest and you stage the funeral - 429 00:40:09,095 --> 00:40:14,010 you can put the wires in the chest, with which the whole of Ulster will crash. 430 00:40:14,374 --> 00:40:17,173 Great plan, Mr. Haggerty. 431 00:40:17,454 --> 00:40:21,243 This can be A turning point in Irish history. 432 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:27,646 Delarose Street� has an undertaker. Do you have those stretchy pounds? 433 00:40:39,294 --> 00:40:40,887 Cheers. 434 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,970 Time, good gentlemen. 435 00:40:45,174 --> 00:40:47,450 Drink it up, you bastards! 436 00:40:52,814 --> 00:40:57,365 by Rubens Croucher dark funeral chapel. 437 00:40:57,494 --> 00:41:00,088 A peaceful place, which is disturbed only by - 438 00:41:00,213 --> 00:41:04,286 single, unnamed the endless hum of the horn. 439 00:41:15,013 --> 00:41:17,527 Good morning, gentlemen. 440 00:41:20,293 --> 00:41:25,652 We are eccentric millionaires. Do you sell coffins? -Yes. 441 00:41:25,773 --> 00:41:29,243 How many do you want? - One way to the beginning. 442 00:41:29,373 --> 00:41:32,684 Good. Who is dead? 443 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:36,133 It will be for my friend. 444 00:41:36,253 --> 00:41:41,851 Miss the death caused by it- from subsequent measurement. - What�? 445 00:41:42,493 --> 00:41:46,168 Measuring. Try it to see if it fits. 446 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:05,607 It feels good. And it's brown too. The dirt is not visible. 447 00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:08,451 Exactly. A wise choice. 448 00:42:08,572 --> 00:42:12,964 This is worth dying for. - Let's try with the cover. 449 00:42:18,652 --> 00:42:21,963 How do you feel, Lenny? - Very well. 450 00:42:22,092 --> 00:42:23,924 We'll take it. 451 00:42:24,532 --> 00:42:29,402 Then if you come to the office, so the financial matters will be taken care of. 452 00:42:31,652 --> 00:42:33,689 Shamus? 453 00:42:35,292 --> 00:42:40,162 This is Rubens Croucher's wife. Former shot put champion. 454 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:45,923 Walks briskly with the steps of an athlete. He is 20 years younger than the man. 455 00:42:46,051 --> 00:42:50,727 A successful marriage. A man can't and a woman doesn't want to. 456 00:42:50,851 --> 00:42:53,889 They have one son, /oka does it all the time - 457 00:42:54,011 --> 00:42:55,649 and walks with a cane. 458 00:42:56,091 --> 00:42:58,480 Rubens, where are you? 459 00:43:03,051 --> 00:43:06,567 Hello, little darling. - Oh God! 460 00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:16,241 And... Here's the receipt. 461 00:43:16,451 --> 00:43:21,446 Croucher puts 38 to be exact fake pounds in your pocket. 462 00:43:23,051 --> 00:43:29,002 We will take the coffin with a wagon. - A wise choice, if I may say so. 463 00:43:29,411 --> 00:43:31,880 Lenny? Her��. 464 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:35,207 Inside. - Hey, that's over! 465 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:38,120 Where am I? - Please help. 466 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:16,448 Later that night, sold a brown coffin for boys - 467 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:23,124 Rubens Croucher died suddenly. The funeral cost £38. 468 00:44:23,249 --> 00:44:27,561 His wife had to later to prison for distributing bribe money. 469 00:44:27,689 --> 00:44:33,958 The boy, without a baby, is walking now with two sticks well bowed. 470 00:44:41,329 --> 00:44:45,243 You probably know why are you here. 471 00:44:46,169 --> 00:44:49,764 There are still three families who have to go through customs - 472 00:44:49,889 --> 00:44:52,358 to visit on the graves of their relatives. 473 00:44:52,849 --> 00:44:56,285 They are in question by Patrick Grogan, Harold O'Lins - 474 00:44:56,409 --> 00:45:00,801 and I thought he was dead Sean Doonan's graves. 475 00:45:01,689 --> 00:45:05,967 Owed me a pound. - Peace to their souls. 476 00:45:06,369 --> 00:45:13,207 So how about we bring the bodies here to bury, the better. 477 00:45:13,368 --> 00:45:18,124 But we need permission for that from those damn Brits. 478 00:45:18,248 --> 00:45:20,637 Those Brits! - Bastards. 479 00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:24,882 Ball faces. - And I oppose it. 480 00:45:26,648 --> 00:45:28,480 Or... 481 00:45:30,048 --> 00:45:34,201 We could bring them back secretly. 482 00:45:34,368 --> 00:45:36,837 Under cover of darkness. 483 00:45:38,048 --> 00:45:42,804 I am in favor of the latter. - What is the last one? 484 00:45:43,368 --> 00:45:48,886 It's the one in the dark, Madigan. -I understand. 485 00:45:51,888 --> 00:45:56,007 I have a foolproof plan. 486 00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:59,326 Listen up. 487 00:46:06,127 --> 00:46:10,598 Guys, before we go, we'll have a little drink. 488 00:46:11,087 --> 00:46:14,284 Beaujolais, 1920. A very good year. 489 00:46:14,407 --> 00:46:17,957 It gets better when you open it. - Suffering guilt. 490 00:46:18,087 --> 00:46:22,684 Wine must be treated well. It's Christianity in a bottle. 491 00:46:22,807 --> 00:46:28,485 The people of Canaan testified, that abstinence is not profitable. 492 00:46:28,967 --> 00:46:31,083 Gentlemen... 493 00:46:32,287 --> 00:46:35,803 They all drank. And again. 494 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:40,683 And then several times "again". And many times in a row. 495 00:46:40,807 --> 00:46:45,643 And after a long time, permanent� "again". 496 00:47:20,326 --> 00:47:22,681 Get out of here! 497 00:47:34,806 --> 00:47:37,798 Stop the fuss! 498 00:47:44,925 --> 00:47:49,635 Rafferty, you are heavy! - Half of it is you. 499 00:47:49,765 --> 00:47:54,760 I don't complain about my other half. You�re bigger. -True. 500 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:59,198 The crescent moon emerges, to the cold sky. 501 00:47:59,325 --> 00:48:03,523 Madigan whistles happily. Life is not funny. 502 00:48:03,645 --> 00:48:08,924 "This could be my life the happiest moment", he thinks. 503 00:48:09,045 --> 00:48:12,083 Just the thought of it gets you to feel miserable. 504 00:48:13,165 --> 00:48:17,716 That's a nice song. - It belongs to the Erotica symphony. 505 00:48:17,845 --> 00:48:21,076 I did it. - You did the Erotica symphony? 506 00:48:21,205 --> 00:48:24,277 What about Beethoven? - I did that too. 507 00:48:24,405 --> 00:48:26,874 What a wretched liar! - I did it. 508 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:29,281 Don't you! - Yes. 509 00:48:38,684 --> 00:48:42,803 Autumn fell together rust-red hand on the ground. 510 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,634 Trees that bloomed in summer you cried with your leaves on the ground. 511 00:48:46,764 --> 00:48:50,041 Kes� lost its value in an instant. 512 00:48:50,244 --> 00:48:55,444 The warmest rays of the sun strike Puckoon as if uncertain! fingers. 513 00:48:55,564 --> 00:48:59,273 And the north wind green tree trunks. 514 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,915 The seasons are on an endless march. 515 00:49:04,284 --> 00:49:08,562 You came back with your poems to meddle in other people's affairs. 516 00:49:09,684 --> 00:49:12,722 You pulled my strings again like an evil puppeteer. 517 00:49:12,844 --> 00:49:16,200 What about an ordinary man? - What about him? 518 00:49:16,644 --> 00:49:19,602 An ordinary man and freedom from slavery. 519 00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:25,878 That's what Michael Collins wanted too. Revolution, God and Ireland! 520 00:49:26,403 --> 00:49:28,872 Hello. Paddy? - I'm not Paddy! 521 00:49:29,003 --> 00:49:31,517 Would you like some tea, Paddy? - Awesome. 522 00:49:32,483 --> 00:49:35,077 I have never worked in customs before. 523 00:49:35,603 --> 00:49:39,233 Would you like a splash of whiskey? - I accept the offer. 524 00:49:39,403 --> 00:49:42,202 Say when enough is enough. - I can't say for sure. 525 00:49:42,323 --> 00:49:47,796 In front of British politeness Madigan felt a pang of conscience. 526 00:49:49,163 --> 00:49:51,313 Just below the knee. 527 00:49:51,643 --> 00:49:57,036 For the past three weeks, Madigan was cleared through customs without examination. 528 00:49:57,203 --> 00:50:02,118 And he, in turn, softened the earth Around Sean Doonan's grave. 529 00:50:02,243 --> 00:50:06,316 Now it was just needed a message from Father Rudden. 530 00:50:06,523 --> 00:50:08,958 I was just about to give the order - 531 00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:15,113 when two men from the resu� came smoking the same cigarette - 532 00:50:15,362 --> 00:50:17,638 and pushing the coffin. 533 00:50:27,322 --> 00:50:29,438 Dad, please... 534 00:50:30,642 --> 00:50:33,919 There are two of us illiterate country folk. 535 00:50:34,042 --> 00:50:37,797 We can't read, write we do not mail letters. 536 00:50:38,002 --> 00:50:42,872 We found him dead our grandmother's coffin across Ireland - 537 00:50:43,002 --> 00:50:46,358 so that they can be buried to Catholic Puckoon. 538 00:50:46,482 --> 00:50:50,521 Could you deliver the ceremony? - I don't. 539 00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:56,513 We would like to do - 540 00:50:56,642 --> 00:51:01,079 donation to the church. - I have to say... 541 00:51:01,801 --> 00:51:03,792 That it will change that. 542 00:51:05,001 --> 00:51:08,517 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 543 00:51:10,321 --> 00:51:14,280 When 130 kilos of power was solemnly buried - 544 00:51:14,401 --> 00:51:20,750 customs returned the Eileen Ford quill a nicely stamped passport. 545 00:51:22,721 --> 00:51:24,553 In the evening, pastor. 546 00:51:25,561 --> 00:51:27,996 Good luck on your journey. - Thank you, Father. 547 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,636 Up - All this because of war games. 548 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,074 Where did we bury the coffin? 549 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:28,799 Wasn't our coffin brown? This is yellowish. -Hush, ve�. 550 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:31,959 The cables are heavy. 551 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,878 Lenny? 552 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,112 Or was it green�? 553 00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,230 Why are you wearing a handkerchief? 554 00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:45,590 Otherwise, the Rabbi will inform me for helping Catholics. 555 00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,075 You look stupid. - Only three souls need to be returned. 556 00:52:49,199 --> 00:52:52,954 Then we are heroes. - We are pointed at on the street. 557 00:52:53,079 --> 00:52:56,231 That's what I do anyway. - This is different. 558 00:52:56,359 --> 00:53:01,308 "There he goes!" Or: "There� he's coming!" It depends on the direction of travel. 559 00:53:01,439 --> 00:53:05,114 If the Pope hears about it, he might knight you. 560 00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,355 Be a knight! 561 00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:13,478 Madigan, how are you? - Very well, Your Highness. 562 00:53:13,599 --> 00:53:15,670 Jeez, Madigan... 563 00:53:15,799 --> 00:53:18,393 You did a great job while digging up the bodies - 564 00:53:18,519 --> 00:53:22,956 and taking them to the blessed land. - Anything for our church. 565 00:53:23,079 --> 00:53:26,231 Trumpets playing "Danny Boy" - 566 00:53:26,359 --> 00:53:29,670 and the Pope will give you confession. 567 00:53:30,238 --> 00:53:32,388 Two pounds... 568 00:53:33,198 --> 00:53:35,838 And a bottle of holy water. 569 00:53:38,078 --> 00:53:42,868 Arise, lord priest-knight. "Madigan". 570 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:53,917 You are right. I�ll do it. - Good man. 571 00:53:54,038 --> 00:53:57,394 It is very old irish saying... 572 00:53:59,718 --> 00:54:03,154 Jesus, I don't remember it now... 573 00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:22,873 Five between the barbed wire our hero creeps - 574 00:54:22,997 --> 00:54:25,068 towards Sean Doonan's grave. 575 00:54:25,597 --> 00:54:27,349 What are you doing? Speed ​​up. 576 00:54:29,237 --> 00:54:33,026 It's over there. I would have sworn that they were buried there. 577 00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:34,830 This is it. 578 00:54:38,357 --> 00:54:41,395 Forgive, Lord, if this is a sin. 579 00:54:43,437 --> 00:54:44,871 Stop. 580 00:54:52,437 --> 00:54:54,394 Is there someone there? 581 00:54:55,357 --> 00:54:58,429 If there is someone there, say so and I'll shoot. 582 00:55:28,196 --> 00:55:31,348 And for the little fender too... 583 00:55:33,636 --> 00:55:35,468 Dirty pig too! 584 00:55:38,116 --> 00:55:42,508 What? You have power over things. I demand to have a wish. 585 00:55:42,636 --> 00:55:47,153 What now? -That filthy one the soldier just pissed on me - 586 00:55:47,276 --> 00:55:49,836 and i want that you do something about it. 587 00:55:51,316 --> 00:55:52,750 Now! 588 00:56:06,635 --> 00:56:09,946 What the hell is going on here? - I show... 589 00:56:25,075 --> 00:56:30,514 Corporal, you will be charged for drunkenness at work. 590 00:56:30,675 --> 00:56:32,473 Watchmen! 591 00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:46,153 You do have power. I wish I could be creative too. 592 00:56:46,315 --> 00:56:49,671 There is more to it more harm than good. Believe me. 593 00:56:51,754 --> 00:56:56,066 Quietly. - He's heavier dead. It probably suits her. 594 00:56:56,194 --> 00:56:59,664 At least we can bury the roach to the holy Catholic land. 595 00:56:59,794 --> 00:57:02,752 Because time is the best keep you in your shed, Father. 596 00:57:02,874 --> 00:57:06,390 My coffin ran out before the guard comes back to his senses. 597 00:57:06,514 --> 00:57:08,630 Those Brits are weird. 598 00:57:08,754 --> 00:57:13,305 The men put on 730 kilos led the garden to the shed. 599 00:57:15,194 --> 00:57:19,745 Wait a minute. You hit me with a flash. And with a bottle. 600 00:57:19,874 --> 00:57:23,344 And now you urinated on me. That's a whistling one, too... 601 00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:24,908 God, stop it! 602 00:57:28,834 --> 00:57:32,190 Where am I? Who is that? 603 00:57:35,834 --> 00:57:41,432 Lenny and Shamus think taking the conductors to Ulster. 604 00:57:41,553 --> 00:57:43,942 This is starting to weigh more and more. 605 00:57:47,473 --> 00:57:51,432 Even the color has changed. It used to be brown. - It isn't. 606 00:57:51,913 --> 00:57:53,745 It's the same. 607 00:57:56,153 --> 00:57:58,588 What is that? - Was it the army? 608 00:57:58,713 --> 00:57:59,748 I don't know. 609 00:58:02,433 --> 00:58:03,753 It came from there. 610 00:58:07,753 --> 00:58:11,223 It's the army. - Scouts. I will go. 611 00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:18,711 Hello! Where am I? 612 00:58:20,953 --> 00:58:22,864 Wait. The Michaels... 613 00:58:27,633 --> 00:58:29,226 Over there. 614 00:58:30,472 --> 00:58:34,591 Scouts' vibration center. - Equipment center. 615 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:38,182 That's the right place for us. - I had to watch... 616 00:58:38,992 --> 00:58:40,630 Here and there! 617 00:58:41,912 --> 00:58:43,311 Do you see? 618 00:58:43,792 --> 00:58:47,626 Stroke of luck. Even Baden-Powell wouldn't recognize us�! 619 00:58:51,192 --> 00:58:53,069 You are right. 620 00:58:53,232 --> 00:58:55,621 I'm looking for the best place for managers - 621 00:58:55,752 --> 00:58:59,108 and I'll take that the statue back to the free state. 622 00:59:04,392 --> 00:59:08,465 Help! Get out, you bastard. You can't stand criticism! 623 00:59:08,592 --> 00:59:13,029 You can't admit you were there! -I'm human too. 624 00:59:13,152 --> 00:59:17,464 And you must sell, that the plot got more kick. 625 00:59:17,952 --> 00:59:21,104 This is just the beginning. - What's going on...? 626 00:59:28,351 --> 00:59:32,982 Now you went too far. Sean Doonan parka under me. 627 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:37,105 You think you can do anything, because you created Puckoon. Color! 628 00:59:40,151 --> 00:59:44,384 It's better now. Far better. - Nigel, you came back. 629 00:59:44,591 --> 00:59:48,630 Who is that? - My dear late husband. 630 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:54,303 Oh my god! -You know it's into you you have to rub the oil and spices. 631 00:59:54,431 --> 01:00:00,063 According to our customs. You've been dead for a long time. 632 01:00:00,231 --> 01:00:02,950 Someone get me out of here! 633 01:00:03,871 --> 01:00:07,546 You know how old it was last time. 634 01:00:09,390 --> 01:00:11,825 Nigel, our little games! 635 01:00:12,790 --> 01:00:16,784 I count. One, two, three... 636 01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:22,659 Tomelty, the woodworker. Welcome to Brent Lodge. 637 01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:26,227 Border delegation - The day, sir. 638 01:00:29,110 --> 01:00:31,943 And who are you? - He doesn't belong to us. 639 01:00:33,510 --> 01:00:36,787 Some people have foreheads. I'm sorry. 640 01:00:36,990 --> 01:00:39,186 ...nine, ten! 641 01:01:05,389 --> 01:01:08,302 Guys, how many times you have to remind - 642 01:01:08,429 --> 01:01:11,467 that voyeurism is against it boy scouts?! 643 01:01:11,589 --> 01:01:14,581 That's it! The curtain is just rising. 644 01:01:19,189 --> 01:01:25,379 Winny, Julius Caesar again! - It was like that last year too, Agnes. 645 01:01:27,749 --> 01:01:31,458 I like that blue dress of yours. - If I were a little older... 646 01:01:32,629 --> 01:01:34,779 Jeez, the police. - What? 647 01:01:37,069 --> 01:01:41,540 It's a joke, Tomelty. - I thought it was a constable. 648 01:01:42,669 --> 01:01:46,139 What are you guys doing? Get dressed right away! 649 01:01:53,628 --> 01:01:57,178 He is truly multi-talented. - Thank you. 650 01:02:06,988 --> 01:02:09,867 Where am I? Who am I? 651 01:02:09,988 --> 01:02:14,698 This is Brent Lodge. Rest home for better people. 652 01:02:14,828 --> 01:02:17,661 You are inappropriately dressed. 653 01:02:22,908 --> 01:02:25,377 Backstage here now! 654 01:02:25,508 --> 01:02:27,624 Where is he? 655 01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:31,867 Where is Caesar? - This is Caesar. 656 01:02:32,828 --> 01:02:34,341 Good luck, Caesar. 657 01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:37,268 Ready in two minutes. 658 01:02:38,628 --> 01:02:41,780 Don't do that, Miss Tooney. It doesn't please me. 659 01:02:41,907 --> 01:02:44,547 two minutes, the goat too. 660 01:02:44,747 --> 01:02:47,216 Give me an A, Ms. Murphy. 661 01:02:47,987 --> 01:02:50,945 Was it? - Outside! 662 01:02:58,907 --> 01:03:01,899 for God's sake, we need show lights! 663 01:03:02,267 --> 01:03:04,827 I tried my best. - Try harder! 664 01:03:09,627 --> 01:03:12,540 He is tall And I am him 665 01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:15,181 That's the show Mon Hence the presentation 666 01:03:15,307 --> 01:03:19,619 Cimber will be removed And so permanently 667 01:03:22,827 --> 01:03:26,104 Nigel, catch me! - Get out of there, you old goat! 668 01:03:46,146 --> 01:03:49,901 What an effect! I have never seen anything like this before. 669 01:03:50,786 --> 01:03:55,906 You see how the man really is flew off the stage? Awesome! 670 01:03:59,266 --> 01:04:01,303 Oh jeez, driver Tomelty. 671 01:04:01,626 --> 01:04:05,779 I know that face. Damn Shamus Ford! 672 01:04:05,906 --> 01:04:08,864 Shamus Ford! - The police! Run! 673 01:04:09,026 --> 01:04:12,417 Freedom! Tyranny is over! 674 01:04:18,386 --> 01:04:20,457 I'm suffocating! 675 01:04:21,305 --> 01:04:23,216 All out! 676 01:04:38,145 --> 01:04:40,580 Save me from the old witch! - Get away from it! 677 01:04:41,585 --> 01:04:42,859 Well done. 678 01:04:49,025 --> 01:04:50,857 Oh my god! 679 01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:55,100 I'll do anything to get away from this scene! -Whatever? 680 01:05:01,265 --> 01:05:05,498 Jeez! - Well, that's it. You are safe. 681 01:05:06,025 --> 01:05:11,782 Madigan, happiness is a state of mind, not the body. - Thank you for nothing. 682 01:05:12,544 --> 01:05:16,174 There's a gun on your back! - It's good. As long as you don't shoot - 683 01:05:16,304 --> 01:05:18,341 so I can handle it. 684 01:05:24,904 --> 01:05:28,977 The route is clear. - You can't leave me here. 685 01:05:29,144 --> 01:05:30,373 Shut up. 686 01:05:31,464 --> 01:05:35,139 There's a donkey over there. We'll take it. - It's not a donkey, but a big dog. 687 01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:37,096 Of course it's a donkey! 688 01:05:38,224 --> 01:05:40,784 Up - I won't get on that back. 689 01:05:41,784 --> 01:05:44,014 Think it is hairy bicycle. 690 01:05:49,064 --> 01:05:50,623 Wait a little... 691 01:06:23,503 --> 01:06:26,177 Who's hissing there? 692 01:06:27,703 --> 01:06:30,741 I'm Madigan, Dan Madigan. 693 01:06:31,823 --> 01:06:35,134 Nice to meet you. I'm Foggerty. 694 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:39,133 Fogerty, that too! Open the door. 695 01:06:39,783 --> 01:06:40,978 Exactly... 696 01:06:43,423 --> 01:06:46,700 Madigan, whose feet are those? - Mine. 697 01:06:46,823 --> 01:06:50,942 You have great legs. Nice to see you. 698 01:06:51,302 --> 01:06:53,976 It's been a day! - Tell me. 699 01:06:55,222 --> 01:06:57,782 There's your husband! - What have you done now? 700 01:06:57,902 --> 01:07:01,133 He doesn't know what he's doing... - Don't touch him! 701 01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:08,134 Father Rudden, come soon! - Stop it, I surrender! 702 01:07:08,262 --> 01:07:12,256 Not until we're done! - I have an important matter! 703 01:07:12,382 --> 01:07:17,502 Well what�? - You bastards are on the other side of the border! 704 01:07:18,062 --> 01:07:19,860 There! 705 01:07:21,982 --> 01:07:25,691 What in God's name are you doing? - This man is a terrorist! 706 01:07:25,822 --> 01:07:30,339 Terrorist? He is my gardener! - Then your gardener is a terrorist! 707 01:07:30,462 --> 01:07:31,941 Stop! 708 01:07:33,862 --> 01:07:38,493 Come to Sacast, then I will reveal our plan. 709 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:42,775 Which plan? - To kidnap the king. 710 01:07:47,061 --> 01:07:50,179 I need a signed one recognition. -Of course. 711 01:07:50,301 --> 01:07:52,451 Leave it. Follow along. 712 01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:59,135 Madigan, I'm sorry... 713 01:07:59,941 --> 01:08:01,693 After you. 714 01:08:08,301 --> 01:08:13,535 Foggerty, pick up the sergeant McGillicuddie! -Who? What? 715 01:08:13,861 --> 01:08:17,934 Gotta forget McGillikuddie. - One, two, three... 716 01:08:19,741 --> 01:08:24,178 Run, Madigan! Before I take you across the border! 717 01:08:26,621 --> 01:08:32,811 Madigan, what the hell is going on? - Arms! Chest! Sacristy! Buns! 718 01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:40,577 What exactly is happening here? 719 01:08:42,620 --> 01:08:47,251 Terrorists attack! Stations! You can shoot! 720 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:50,176 Jesus, who are they shooting? 721 01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:56,338 Lenny, quickly to cover! 722 01:08:56,660 --> 01:09:00,369 Stop! They are on our side! Stop it! There's a policeman here! 723 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:03,060 Don't worry about the white flag! 724 01:09:17,060 --> 01:09:20,212 Stop the fire! - Stop the fire! 725 01:09:21,779 --> 01:09:25,659 What the hell are you shooting? - The army started firing at us�! 726 01:09:26,899 --> 01:09:30,813 Stop! -Say it sir you are talking about Julius Caesar. 727 01:09:31,459 --> 01:09:34,338 Sir! I like that mustache. 728 01:09:35,459 --> 01:09:40,010 Who the hell was that? - Julius Caesar, sir. 729 01:09:47,659 --> 01:09:50,811 Something is burning. Give me that hat. 730 01:09:53,259 --> 01:09:57,412 I told you it was brown. That's our coffin. 731 01:09:58,499 --> 01:10:01,332 Oh my god! The house is running! 732 01:10:36,418 --> 01:10:40,730 Across! Thanks, it was there�. 733 01:10:45,498 --> 01:10:48,092 What was that? - Are you okay, Lenny? 734 01:10:48,218 --> 01:10:52,416 My name is Cyril! - We just didn't agree! 735 01:10:52,538 --> 01:10:55,735 Mit� for Puckoon and what happened to the border? 736 01:10:59,457 --> 01:11:01,528 Do you know what that does? 737 01:11:01,657 --> 01:11:04,092 I wouldn't have come from America, if i had known... 738 01:11:05,017 --> 01:11:07,088 It was supposed to be a serious comedy... 739 01:11:07,217 --> 01:11:10,016 Who is our representative? Why not do anything! 740 01:11:10,137 --> 01:11:13,289 I tried! This doesn't belong to me! 741 01:11:16,337 --> 01:11:19,136 Go talk to the director! 742 01:11:22,137 --> 01:11:25,812 What about Pucko and the border? We require a new manuscript! 743 01:11:25,937 --> 01:11:30,215 We didn't plan this! - You have to learn the limits of pulling. 744 01:11:30,337 --> 01:11:33,409 But where does it all end? - Yes! 745 01:11:36,937 --> 01:11:42,057 In 1959, 35 years after tearing down the garden shed - 746 01:11:42,177 --> 01:11:47,934 later repaired church bathed in the golden sun. 747 01:11:48,497 --> 01:11:51,888 Peace has descended on Puckoon. 748 01:11:52,936 --> 01:11:59,091 The customs station was not rebuilt. No one knows where the line is. 749 01:11:59,896 --> 01:12:04,208 Everyone went back to their chores. 750 01:12:06,056 --> 01:12:08,696 Except for one man. 751 01:12:10,336 --> 01:12:12,691 Can't leave me like this sadist too! 752 01:12:13,656 --> 01:12:15,055 Don't you? 753 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,914 Back: Kimmo Kr�ger www.opensubtitles.org www.futurefilm.fi